February 2012
Watchandoutcamethewolf:
omg I fucking love Blake
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“k u ugly anyway”
– me when i receive rejection letters from college (via tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2)
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
kanyevvest:
i cant wait 2 reach my goal weight
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
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i actually have a good number of followers but everyone ignores me so it feels like i actually have 4
i don’t really make an effort to talk to people but if i like your posts a lot that is me reaching out
richwhitelesbian:
rick santorum says pregnancy via rape is a gift from god and that’s all you need to know about the republicans
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Anonymous asked: Zac's mom was at the Lorax premiere with him
backtopigfarts:
imaweaponofmassiveconsumption:
every time i wanna get somewhere in a hurry i just have to walk slowly in frustration remembering how a fat man ruined my life.
i said i was sorry
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every time i wanna get somewhere in a hurry i just have to walk slowly in frustration remembering how a fat man ruined my life.
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afternoonsnoozebutton:
Gingrich: “This is the administration where if you’re America’s enemy, you’re safe.”
clavid:
gothbaby:
once me and my friend went on chatroulette and told a fat guy to fist himself and he did then he beat himself up with a lamp
my mom was really mad about that lamp also do you really think i’m fat
imfamousontumblr:
how do i break it to my parents that i’m no longer in the running to be america’s next top model
mileyhighrus:
i just love the “#truth” at the end of that rick santorum tweet it’s like an uppity white version of “#realtalk”
scubway:
ferris buellers day off is completely unrealistic because i never do anything fun when i skip school i just sleep for 36.7 hours
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Me: Mom I'm getting married!
Mom: Cool which game?
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Me: ......Harvest Moon
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i want someone to watch movies with me and make me food :(
i think i’ll look into purchasing a “mail order bride” for myself for that very reason.
